My Holy Grail

Much like the search for the Holy Grail. I, too have been on my own quest. Religiously, I search the local Kroger, darting around isles, examining every unsuspecting hiding place. I often considered it all to be a conspiracy. But the ads on the television fueled my drive. “They must be real! They wouldn’t advertise a product that doesn’t exist… would they?!” But I never lost hope, although those around me faltered. I persisted. –through the storm of screaming children, yelling mothers, indecisive stallers, and motorized gray-hairs. …And it all came to a joyous end just the other day. I had no sooner turned the corner on the cake mix isle and an odd sensation stopped me. An unexplainable breeze passed and I was pulled toward the candy section… Peanut-no. Dark chocolate-no. And there she was.. the most beautiful bag of candy I’d ever seen. I had found the illusive Mega M&M’s!!! Yay! They do exist! The scene was similar to that on Harold and Kumar (when he finds a bag of his “true love”). As I savored the first few bites I thought..What could ever be better than this?! –Oh, but there is, my friends.. the only possible prize greater than the Mega M&M’s….MEGA REESES PIECES. I’ll keep you posted on my findings…