random thoughts of the morning

We were watching TLC the other night and a documentary of morbidly obese people came on. This dude couldn't roll over on his back because his STOMACH would CRUSH his LUNGS!! Of course, I immediately took this as my sign from God to get back on the ol' diet. So, monday morning, it began.... and ended Wednesday night at the Spaghetti Factory in Louisville.. with "chicken parmigiana." oh yes.. -f.y.i.that 1% of spandex in "stretch jeans" can be very useful in times like these. Alas, I had worn the 100% cotton. This is what I get- for throwing a fit in Penny's the other day. They had absolutely NO jeans that were NOT STRETCHY. Am I the only one with this aversion to the stretchy-jeans?? I don't get it. They feel like those old bicycle pants we all used to wear in the 80's.. I know you know. With neon colored scrunci socks, high-tops, side ponytails, and long air-brushed t-shirts tied in a knot!! phew! where were Stacy and Clinton when we needed them!?